Singles Matchplay · Wooden Spoon
No one by that name — the sheet uses the names on the WhatsApp roster, so try a nickname or a first name on its own.
Match 9
Govy18
vs.
Johnny McCafferty22
Johnny shots on 1st, 7th, 12th, 15th
Match 5
Brendy14
vs.
Raymond McGloinGuest13
Brendy shot on 15th
Match 7
Jamie McCaffrey17
vs.
Blobby17
Level — no shots
Match 14
Kealan32
vs.
Mully24
Kealan shots on 1st, 6th, 7th, 8th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 18th
Match 12
Ben CaugheyGuest24
vs.
Andy22
Ben shots on 7th, 15th
Match 15
Rusty25
vs.
Sean Conlon24
Rusty shot on 15th
Match 4
Frank12
vs.
Marty10
Frank shots on 7th, 15th
Match 16
Hugo26
vs.
Collie30
Collie shots on 1st, 7th, 12th, 15th
Match 6
Fintan FlynnGuest16
vs.
Ray McCarronGuest19
Ray shots on 7th, 12th, 15th
Match 17
Ronnie FlanaganGuest26
vs.
Seamus McKiernanGuest20
Ronnie shots on 1st, 6th, 7th, 12th, 14th, 15th
Match 3
Lochlann10
vs.
Leo7
Lochlann shots on 7th, 12th, 15th
Match 18
Conan32
vs.
Conor30
Conan shots on 7th, 15th
Match 2
Shay9
vs.
Jock7
Shay shots on 7th, 15th
Match 19
Dom32
vs.
Buff36
Buff shots on 1st, 7th, 12th, 15th
Match 1
Ger9
vs.
Diarmuid KingGuest7
Ger shots on 7th, 15th
Match 20
Johnny McManus36
vs.
Goof36
Level — no shots
Match 10
Ryan McDermottGuest18
vs.
Caolan SwiftGuest20
Caolan shots on 7th, 15th
Match 11
Micky20
vs.
Jimmy20
Level — no shots
Match 8
Jonto17
vs.
Sean McDermott16
Jonto shot on 15th
Match 13
Jamie Teague24
vs.
Ingy24
Level — no shots
20 a side
Navy / Blue / GoldCaptain: Paul “Jonto” Johnson, Esq.
Red / White / NavyCaptain: General James “Jimmy” Maguire
on the day
Paid-up 2026 members contest everything. Guests can contest closest to the pin, longest drive and the £2 pot.
As of Sunday, September 13th @ 1:28 AM
Two competitions, one card. The Cup is matchplay, Europe against USA. The Stableford is every player’s own score, for the prizes and the Spoon. Same eighteen holes, same card — both count.
Everybody plays eighteen. A match result stands the moment it is decided — 3 & 2 is 3 & 2 — but nobody picks up and nothing is conceded. Play out all eighteen and hand in a full card, because the same round decides the Stableford.
The Cup. Twenty singles matches, two in every group of four, a point for a win and a half each for a half. 10½ of 20 takes the Cup.
The Stableford. Running alongside the Cup, every player’s net Stableford points are totted up over the eighteen. The top three take 1st, 2nd and 3rd; the lowest total takes the Wooden Spoon. Twelve of the forty can’t win the Spoon — eight guests on their first outing with the society, and four who have already won it this year.
Guest Not a society member. Nine of the forty. Their points count towards the Cup, but of the prizes they can win only closest to the pin, longest drive, the £2 pot on the par 3s and, if eligible, the Wooden Spoon.
How the sides were split. The field was ranked by handicap and dealt out to give two level sides, then players and handicaps were traded in place as they firmed up. Europe now averages 20.85, USA 20.20.